Dear Dave and Cat:
We two gifts have been put together with love and hope, for it was once thought that you would come visit and enjoy us here in Utah. Of late we've found, to our dismay, that our hopes have been in vain, and now our dreams of your visit here have been dashed. We hope you understand the pain you've caused...the disappointment is unspeakable.
Respectfully yours,
..."All your Favorite Things"
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Forsaken Gifts
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Oh the pain is even deeper for the product user.......the thought of scents you know and love, racing around your brain, the thrill of the new product promises there to meet me when I arrive. The stylish bag to stash my products away from the other product envied folks! Hang on my lovely products don't give up your seasonal inspirations, We will be there to retrieve you and advertise you to the family! And we will bring other members of the product family for Christmas gifts! Lots of Product Love, Cat & David
You guys crack me up. So does this mean we won't see David & Cat until Christmas? I'm sorry, I'm slow. And nobody ever tells me anything! Ahem. Feel free to call ME, too, people.
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